I’m not dumb, there are things that I can never understand… like this for example, Why do people make phone calls in restrooms? Seriously, why the heck?
Not that I care but basically, imagine this… ok? first of all, bodily functions then dirt and germs… that doesn’t frighten me but when it comes to this conversing in restrooms thing, it just seems odd.
The person actually making the phone call is not odd; it’s the idea of others living miles away listening to me pee using the urinal.
Now, my piss is famous.
So here is this person that I have never seen, met or even talked to, hearing me urinate over cellphone. Odd, right? I will probably never meet this person on the other end of call so I am not embarrassed.
Don’t be mistaken guys! I have committed this crime more than once before but it was usually in high school when cellphones were not allowed and I had to reach my dearest lover. So, next time you go to pee and someone is on the phone, or you are the one making the call in the restroom, think of the fact that you are sharing a very intimate moment with another person who is not even in the same room as you…
I know, I’m pnasty. I used to call people while releasing a load off. Have a shitty nice morning!
Cheers.
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I really don’t mind doing it with certain people, like my close friends but other than that I feel embarrassed and cannot commit the crime in the first place!
Abdallah added these pithy words on
Nov 08 08 at
11:08 am
You just wait till i tell you what i was doin when i typed this :p
*flushes*
marcon added these pithy words on
Nov 08 08 at
11:53 am
I love the song, one of my new favorites.
There is this guy who always pics up the phone even if he is in the toilet, once I called him and he picked up and we had a nice 4-5 minutes conversation, as soon I hung up the phone I was walking in the corridor and I saw him exit the toilet. fucking embarrassing.
Nizar added these pithy words on
Nov 08 08 at
4:30 pm
It’s a disgusting habit! It’s ridiculous when the convo starts with “yeah am in the bathroom”
KJ added these pithy words on
Nov 09 08 at
10:14 am
