Mothers crack me up when it comes to…

Job Interviews

Location: Our living room
Time: 11 something pm
Scene: Sister asleep in her room, mother watching Noor which is about to end in few mins, I’m on my macbook preparing an updated resume/portfolio.

  • Mother: Habibi, what time is your job interview tomorrow?
  • Myself: I have 3, one at 9 am, 3 pm the last one undecided yet.
  • Mother: YOU HAVE 3 INTERVIEWS AND YOU ARE GOING LIKE THIS? *mothers looks at me*

My hair is short and you can actually see that I’m kind of balding, blonde hair ends, I have an upper left ear piercings alot with my left ear, right ear and my right eyebrow pierced and my goatee looks like a kite. I’m planning to wear a white Blouzaat T-shirt that says “The high tax that humanity pays” in Arabic and GAP jeans shorts, along with my Adidas sneakers.

  • Myself: Yes mama, esh fee? Not like it is a big deal and the latest two piercings are new ma bagdar asheelhom! besakro…
  • Mother *almost fainting*: Keef!! Mama for job interviews you have to shave your beard and also trim your hair even though it is short and take off your piercings. Also, wear formal clothes and behave.
  • Myself: MAMA! I’m not applying for a job at a bank! I’m a designer, applying for a job as a designer at advertising agencies. DESIGNERS LOOK THE WAY THEY WANT!
  • Mother: Are you sure they won’t kick you out?
  • Myself: MAMA! IT IS NOT LIKE I NEVER HAD A JOB BEFORE, I HAD CONSTANT JOBS FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS! EASY CHILL!

Mother went babbling *akeed ma ra7 yen2abel… ma berod, mashkalji w 3aneed…*

I think designers’ mothers get freaked out. I mean, not all of us look different, but most of us do. It is required! you can’t be a designer and normal at the same time! and it is not like I’m in KSA or Iran, I’m in liberal Kuwait. Anyways I hope I like the offers today! too bad it’s only a summer job.

What do you think of designers?

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16 Responses to “Mothers crack me up when it comes to…”

  1. Kuwait Abed Hamdan Says:

    you are the only designer I know, so I have to believe you!!

    dallak khazzeg bi your ears loool..

    how was ur interview ?? ok?

  2. Kuwait Moey Says:

    delayed till 9.30 :)

    fee other piercings, ba3dein ba7keelak wein!

  3. Kuwait Samia-chan Says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  4. Saudi Arabia Bobby Says:

    OMG,IT WAS ALL BIG LMAO!!!!
    Moey,u should have ur own Tv Show,u are hilarious and that pic in the mall is my fave!

    Good luck with the interviews :D

  5. Kuwait Frankom Says:

    :: imwafag inshalla :) ur selling those t-shirts or what?

  6. Saudi Arabia Ali MetalHead Says:

    What do i think of designers!!! , mmm sometimes they think they know more about photography then the photographer himself , They tell you to do this and that and it’s not even possible , Well sometimes ! , And when they are under stress they freak out , You can’t even speak with them , What i said doesn’t have to apply on you Moey , It’s designers in general .

  7. Saudi Arabia Faisal Says:

    Hey Moeyyy whats up man!?
    long time didn’t post anything to you!!
    guess what?! the same type of convo held b/w my mom & me once! lol…
    but trust me man…advertising companies and other designing related companies don’t give a damn about your dress code! all they will say is “WE NEED WORK!” lol…
    I think if you go in that funky style to any interview as designer, they will of course hire you! coz a designer must look funky!! lol…
    best of luck…happy to know about your job…say hi to your mom :)

  8. Saudi Arabia Faisal Says:

    designers actually make things look better, more over, every designer has his/her own way of thinking, its a very rare case if something they think is same, designers actually put colors in this faded life of us…designers make the world look more beautiful…

  9. Canada Rebellious Arab Girl Says:

    What’s wrong with the way you look? I’d hire you for your skills not your piercings.

  10. Jordan Hani obaid Says:

    I’d imagine the nice thing about applying for a design job is that you can just give them examples of your past work. It will matter more than what you wear for the interview.

    Good luck

  11. Jordan Josef J Says:

    Designers SUCK!!! :P Nahhh, just kidding, I WISH I WAS A DESIGNER!! When I start work they’re gonna force me to cut my hair, I WANT MY HAIR!! Niyalkom, you could wear whatever you want, it shows ur “CREATIVITY” and “ARTISTIC SIDE”!! Damn it!!!!!

  12. Canada majd Says:

    it’s funny that you describe Kuwait as “liberal”.
    lol

  13. Kuwait Moey Says:

    yeah?

  14. Egypt Deee Says:

    You loook like Jack Black!

  15. Kuwait Moey Says:

    WOW, I’m honored.

  16. United Arab Emirates 7amda Says:

    I <3 designers - I sometimes wonder if i want to become one ..
    I love you :D
    You look good

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