I’ve started feeling like a dog lately. And I’m not talking about the manicured and pedicured dog owned by a Paris Hilton who is now acting in a TV Show called “The L Word” or something like that on a channel called “Lesbian TV”. I’m hoping that they are going to hire Britney Spears to play Paris’ girlfriend. They’ll make one hell of a controversy couple. Don’t you think?
Why am I feeling like a dog?
That is because these days I work pretty much on commands.
Every person who sees me gives me a command and expects me to fulfill that like man’s best friend aka the dude who wags his tongue aka the dog. If not, I command myself.
Now, I usually go to sleep at times like 2:00 AM and stuff so I can’t get up before 10:00 AM. That is if I’m not woken up in between. as soon as the clock strikes 7:30 AM, the commands begin: (me commanding myself)
Command – Get up, it’s 7:30AM! brush your teeth, eat your corn flakes and take a bath, get ready for classes.
Me – Alright.
Then, I go to university. If we talk about instructors, hahaha… commands are endless, now I go to work. Here are my boss’ commands:
Command – Make a poster for our client, you have 2 hours to finish it, and fast!
Me – Alright.
Command – Text is too big what is that? for blind people? Stop talking to Zeina!
Me – Alright.
Command – Ok, send it to Inaam. the 2 options please.
Me – Alright.
Command – When will you show up on Sunday? on any case you have to stay late after work… we need to finish stuff.
Me – Alright.
Then, I go to some take-away restaurant, eat my food, go home, use internet and doze off unless if I have homework/projects due, I start commanding myself again:Command – Why the hell are you wasting time online now? Go finish the project!
Me – Alright.
Then I do my homework/projects for a couple of hours during which my friends go out or do something in and I freeze in my room which doesn’t even have a heater (my house burned remember?) so at around 12:00 AM, I just doze off. just to get back to my work (i.e. giving commands:
Question – Did you eat anything for dinner?
Me – Nope.
Command – buy you will not be able to sleep now because you are hungry? eat something then sleep after 2 hours.
Me – Alright. But I’m too lazy to do so.
Command – It is up to you, wanna miss work and classes tomorrow and wake up hungry?
Me – Nope, Alright I’ll eat (Why did I become lazy…)
Then I eat and watch something boring on TV to make me sleep.
// Fin .
So now you understand why I feel like a dog? But then again, there are a couple of positives when you are a dog:-
- Most of the girls think you are cute.
- You start being productive.
As they say, every dog has his day. So I, like a good dog, am just gonna sit and wag my non-existent tail till my day decides to come. (change work, finish studying… live?)
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Comments ( 3 )
God i hate this Boring life…that’s why i always come up with something new to do..so i don’t throw myself from a bridge
( Abdoun Bridge of course )…lol
hope things will get better with you man =)
Ali MetalHead added these pithy words on
Feb 22 08 at
7:16 pm
well, If u put it this way then we are all dogs , one way or the other!!
Lost Within added these pithy words on
Feb 22 08 at
9:37 pm
